- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

Mogok Papiti.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

You wanna hear a joke? Me too

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

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