What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

Cripples are lame.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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