- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

Bacon is delcious.

what are three short words? i a am

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

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Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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