What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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