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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

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What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

whats 7+4? 74

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

Why is josh such a retard Because when he was born a brick fell on his head.

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

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