How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

Lets Go Lakers!

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Anthony sucks

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

Please don't shoot me

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? I'm sleeping with your wife

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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