Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

I have read the terms and conditions

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...