So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

Racial Equality

wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

João Duarte reads this.

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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