- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

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