- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

world society

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

your face

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

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