- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

Dyslexics have more nuf!

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??