- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

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Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

why wont me daughter eat my feces

i committed murder

Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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So after 2 years of dating, the man thought the woman actually loved him. So to find out they took a ski trip and during their day they were on the chairlift and the man asked the woman "Do you love me?" The woman replied "No...I'm just in it for the sex, but that's a nice ski mask you have on"

A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

I'm hungry.

There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

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