This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

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Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

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what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

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What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

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What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

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What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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Sex

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Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

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What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

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Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

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What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

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I have read the terms and conditions

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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