There is a blonde, a redhead, and a brunnette stuck on a deserted island. the redhead gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk the 100 miles back to shore. she begins swimming, gets 10 miles out, gets tired, and drowns. the brunnette gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk it too. she gets 50 miles, gets tired, and drowns. The blonde decides to escape as well. she is able to swim 98 miles, gets tired, and swims back.

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Your wife died during the delivery.

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

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What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

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Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

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Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

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How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

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Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

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Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

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What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

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A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

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Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

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What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

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Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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