Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

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when debbie meets downer

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

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What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

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Women deserve equal rights.

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How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

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Knock knock come in.

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

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This isn't funny.

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A man found out that he had hit the lottery and would be receiving 300 million dollars, but he had to fly to china to do so. The man took a plane to China from New York and would arrive within the next several hours. Meanwhile, in australia a god-cow was producing infinitely large amounts of concentrated milk. His milk was so infinitely large in mass that it collapsed on its own mass and turned into black hole; absorbing the entire Earth. The man never got to receive his money from winning the lottery

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

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Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

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Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

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Bob Saget

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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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