- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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