Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

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rocky is staring at us from outside...

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

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A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

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What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

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Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

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How will the world end? That information is unknown

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So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

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what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

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The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

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Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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Casey Anthony kills a baby

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Diarrhea

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roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

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Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

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Is your refrigerator running? No.

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What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

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what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

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Guy A: Why is 6 scared of 7? Guy B: Because 7, 8, 9? Guy A: No, numbers don't have feelings Guy C: That's so dumb Guy A: Hey you know what, this is an A and B conversation so... Guy C: So C your way out? Guy D: Yeah, before D and E come and F U up! Guy E: Are you guys high or something? Guy F: Dude, I'm a girl, F stand for female (Author): Oops sorry Girl F: Thanks Guy G: Mind Blown O_O

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Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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