What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

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Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

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Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

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Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

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What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

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justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

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how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

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What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

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What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

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What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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What did the boy without arms get in his Christmas present? A pair of gloves. Just kidding, he didn't open it yet.

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What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

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What's the deal with airline food... It has to be packaged and prepared in such a way large quantities of people can eat the meal with minimal preparation, which results in lower quality. If you don't like it, order a drink from the cart.

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How do prevent a black man from robbing your house? Lock you doors and perhaps get an up-to-date security system.

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In your case, maybe because it is time to stop thinking so much, and begin living life, if the world cannot appreciate a wise man such as yourself, maybe that man should stop being wise, and begin being happy.

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