- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

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