- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

A pope meets another one

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??