What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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Q:What's worst than reading a bad joke? A: Reading a joke on anti-joke and the person who posted the joke obviously doesn't get how a anti-joke works. For example... read this again ^^

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What did the very inquisitive poor black guy say to the very rich white man at the train station? Nothing, they didn't know each other. And they both had their iPods in. And they were at different train stations. And they were in different countries. And the black guy died 20 years ago.

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Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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I was watching two muffins baking in an oven. One said to the other, "Wow, it's hot in here." The other one said "Wow! A talking muffin!" I went to my psychiatrist the next day, to increase the dosage on my medication.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

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what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

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What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

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What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

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Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

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Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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