How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

Knock Know! Come in!

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

You had better thumbs up this post.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

Why are trees green? I have no idea

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

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