Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

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How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

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Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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Have you heard the one about Tony Hawk's brother Mike? Neither has he, considering Tony Hawk only has a brother named Steve.

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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what do you call a black man in a police car? either officer or offender, depending on what role he has in the crime.

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What is big, hard, and bushy? My Penis. I lied about it being bushy.

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A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

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A ninja is walking down the street then he...finds a puppy a names him rex

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How do you tell the difference between a white family, and an albino black family? The albino black family suffers from a lack of pigmentation, while the white family just has a naturally pale skintone.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? No one answers so the man opens the door and gets stabbed 7 times in the chest

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What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Why did the chicken cross the roard? There were no cars in the immediate vacinity and the chicken therefore came to a logical conclusion that it was a rational theorem on which crossing the road could be based.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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