A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

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Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

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Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

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Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

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i just wrote this so hard

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a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

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I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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