Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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What is white and long? A New York winter

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I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

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Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

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What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

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The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

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http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+funny&hl=en&safe=active&biw=1024&bih=398&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=lc8_fNCatYHOqM:&imgrefurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/harry-being-typical-harry/&docid=86Gw8eNJ73tOYM&imgurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/cms/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/harry-styles-300.jpg&w=300&h=400&ei=q4vHT9XwHYL48gSJoJzJDw&zoom=1

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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What's 9+10 Ebola

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Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What do I hate? people

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And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

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what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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