your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

A Mormon walks into a bar

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

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