Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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Heskey time.

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Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

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Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

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The WNBA

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What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

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What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

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What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

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But I like being mean and angry! Nevermind, 158 according to Mensa`s standard bullshit test (my wife got 160, I remember we argued a lot over it because I kept insisting they would not use the same predictable pattern again... I overestimated them wildly I can make more advanced stuff than they can, and in no way do I consider myself "The worlds elite required to ensue the future survival and salvation of mankind`s finest and fittest" those fucking arrogant suckers,,,) Below average in any test including American presidents and historical events. Aaand about 450 in any bullshit online test which then offers you "more accurate tests" which cost money and probably destroys the fake confidence any idiot buying such a test in the first place might have built up,

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why did the white man walking down the street have no hair? he had had cancer for 5 years prior.

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Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

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What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Cuz she had no arms! B I T C H

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

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