Q: Whats Red And Has Socks? A: An Apple, I Lied About The Socks..

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Its a long story, I got two balance nerves, I technically got four ear drums (relax you cant see it nor anything,neither can doctors without weird unpleasant stuff), I got about twice the number of synapses as regular people, and well, that makes me pretty damn good at some things, and a total retard at others.

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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

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A black man goes down to Alabama in the 1960s; He gets lynched.

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

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Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

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Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

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I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

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It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

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why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

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What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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