The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

What stops a train? A missile

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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