- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How high is the sky? True or False

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

I named my son ps2 controller

Casey Anthony kills a baby

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

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