What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

Your Mom

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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