Q. What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste A. Nothing you idiot there inanimate objects they can't talk

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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Two nineteenth century men walk into a bar. Their wives didn't complain, because if they did they'd get hit. hard.

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You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

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Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

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My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

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A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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Why did the man shoot up the movie theater? Because he spent his whole child hood playing Call of Duty Black Ops II, Left 4 Dead 2, and Minesweeper. And video games, are the only thing that would rive someone to shoot up a movie theater.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

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wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

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What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

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"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

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you just read an anti-joke

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Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

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Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

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How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

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what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

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What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

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