- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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