Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

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Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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