- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

Alright then, call me sometime then.

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

Your life

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

A guy walks into a bar

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

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