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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

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