- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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