- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

What is green and slow Grass.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

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