Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

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they told me not to write here but i did

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

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Tony Soprano walks into a diner

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How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

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A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

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Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

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What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

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The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

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How did the man die? He was killed alive.

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Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

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Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

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A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

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A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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Hold on, please hold on! I will explain, it is my name, but I don't know whats so wrong with it at all... Please give me five minutes, I need to use the bathroom, please don't go just yet, don't be mad at me, what have I done wrong now? I mean if you are gonna go to sleep or something please do not be upset with me.

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

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