The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A woman wears a dress.

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

wanna hear a better joke? casey.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

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what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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