what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

hard cheese

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

What did the old man say? Im old

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

Stephen Hawking

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

Anti Joke

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