Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

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:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

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Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

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How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

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A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

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If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

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WILLYS

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

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ewrg

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The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

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What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

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YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

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Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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