- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

Nero, sure you are okay?

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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