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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

wanna here a joke? you.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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