- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

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I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a beanch can support a family

How do you tell the difference between a white family, and an albino black family? The albino black family suffers from a lack of pigmentation, while the white family just has a naturally pale skintone.

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