- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

whats white and sticky glue

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

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