- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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where does a person with one leg work? anywere

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

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