Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

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What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

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Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

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Anti Joke

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