- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

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Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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