Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

thumb_up thumb_down -1

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

thumb_up thumb_down -1

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

A seal walks into a club.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

thumb_up thumb_down -1

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

thumb_up thumb_down -1

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Sex

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

thumb_up thumb_down -1

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

A Duck walks into a bar.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops