Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

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Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

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Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

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What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

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In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

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How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

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What colour is chocolate? Brown.

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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