Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

Iif your reading this ur gay

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

A woman walks into a bar.

feminists.

Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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