- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

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A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

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