Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

read me write me

Kevin and Ramin

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

Fine, ladies first.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

DILDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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