- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

what this: b a dead one of these: p

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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