- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

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