Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

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Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

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whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

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run farther?

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

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Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

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When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

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