- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

Get up Look in the mirror

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

roses are red violets are blue

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

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