- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

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