- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Dwight Howard

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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