What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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