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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

A bar walks into a man

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

So a baby seal walks into a club.

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

It was a beautiful day. Face.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

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