- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

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