What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

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Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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