What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

Fat? Jesse Z

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

knock,knock you suck

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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