- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

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