- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

._____________________. Whale!

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

Who invented apple? God

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

What's your blood type? Red.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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