- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

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Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

The queen having a shit

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(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

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