- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

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