Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. *Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter*

The Colts this year.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

Whats funnier than 24.....25

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

5 Italian guys from Long Island

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Anti Joke

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