- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

identical jokes get different votes.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

I have cancer. And you're next.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

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