- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

Jokes=Funny Anti=Opposite Anti+Joke=Anti Joke Anti Joke= Anti Humour Anti Humour + People= Offensive Jokes Offensive Jokes= Often jokes about women Offensive Jokes=Problems Women=Problems

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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