What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

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Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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How do you end a sentence

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sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

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whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

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A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

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What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

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How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

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Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

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Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

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When you have read this, you've already read it.

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

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"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde got angry and called the cops, who proceeded to come and arrest him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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