- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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