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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

A man and a woman are happily married. The die

Roses are red violets are blue, your library book is overdue, and if you dont pay the fine...i'll punch you in the mouth.

Why are Asians good at Math? Because they are bad at English.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both fruit. Except the elephant.

Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

What is yellow, and cannot swim? A School Bus.

Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

tim has no humor

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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