- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

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