- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

Sloths

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a murderer.

Yo mama's so fat that she has a heart condition.

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? A: A Problem. Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon? A: An even bigger problem. Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon? A: Problem solved hahaha Q: What would you get if Newcastle were relegated? A: 45,000 more Chelsea fans

Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

Knock Knock. Who's there? Mark Mark who? Mark Jennings. Oh hey, Mark, come in.

Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Granny porn!

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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