- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

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