How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

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Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

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why did the girl fall of the swing someone threw a refrigerator at her

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

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What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

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neil likes pube toast

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what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

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What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

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Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

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What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

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Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

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Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

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Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

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Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

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What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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