- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

What's two plus two? Window

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

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