- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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