What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

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An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

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Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

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binladin walks into the american seals

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What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

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I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

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whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

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Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

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Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

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- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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