What do you call a women with 2 black eyes? Hopefully nothing because abuse is something that shouldn't be messed with and it is wrong.

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How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

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Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

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What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

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GOODBYE

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender can you throw me a beer and the bartender says yes and he throws him the beer and the man says I can't catch I have the smallest hands in the world and the bartender says go across the street there is a guineas book of world record store an check if you h e the smallest hands and he does so the next day he goes back and asks for another beer and the bartender throws him a beer and say I cant catch cause I have the smallest feet in the world and he goes across the street and checks and he does and then the third day he goes back to the bar and asks for a beer and the bartendor throws him another beer and says I can't catch I have the smallest penis in the world so he goes to the guiness book o world record store and then goes bac to the bar and asks..... Who's austin bell?????

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A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

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Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

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were at work systems r down

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

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a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

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A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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