- Anti Joke

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...