- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

knock knock go away!!!

who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

How do you have fun while stuck in traffic? Play bumper cars!

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

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