Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

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Take part of what?

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what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

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A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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Your mother just died.

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What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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what is brown and sticky? a stick.

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

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why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

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how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

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You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

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Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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