Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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