Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

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My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

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Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

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Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

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what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

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What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

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What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

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Penis

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

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the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

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sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

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Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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