- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

A guy at a baseball game....

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

tim has no humor

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

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