- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

Why is six afraid of seven? Because six is a numerophobe.

Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

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