Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

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What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

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Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

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Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

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-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

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What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

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What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

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What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

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Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

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It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

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What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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