"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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knock knock whos there your mother open the door

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What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

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Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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