Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

noah is a scrub jungle

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

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A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

Connor is homosexuaI

aodhan hearty

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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