Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

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