Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

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Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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There was 3 Men. Who had crashed their car on there way back from the Bar, All 3 of them died. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told him " The better in life you were with relationships,and staying true with one love- The better Transportation you get." Guy one got a Scooter. Guy two got a bike. And Guy 3 got a Mustang. One day, Guy 1 and 2 were on their bike and scooter. And they see Guy 3 upset. "Whats wrong? You got the best transporation in heaven!!" Guy 3 looks up at guy 1 and 2, Then says " I know I do..... But, I just seen my wife on a Skateboard."

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want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

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"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

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if got a joke if fogot it

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Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

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Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

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What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

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Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

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