- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

Where would you find a dog with one leg? Possibly in a vet's surgery, or in an animal rescue home or being cared for by a loving owner.

Yo mama so fat, she was diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes and has been instructed by her physician to exercise and regularly monitor her blood glucose levels.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If i knew, I'd tell you.

Why is josh such a retard Because when he was born a brick fell on his head.

hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

Why was the boy sick? Because he accidently ate his own feces.

What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

I also wanted to write a joke but I forgot it so here I am. Minecraft rocks and everyone who says otherwise is a noob

What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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