okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

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Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

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yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

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Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What do you call a taxi driver eating on a gourmet restaurant? A taxi driver.

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Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

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What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

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Why was Rodney afraid of Chung Lee? Because Chung Lee is an intimidating person, capable of literally ripping your face off.

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

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A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

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Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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