- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

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a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

What comes after 23? 24.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

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