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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

what goes woof ? A dog.

Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

they told me not to write here but i did

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

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