two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

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:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

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Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

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The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

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A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

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why did the boy die? because he got shot

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What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

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Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

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One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

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When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

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What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

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Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

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Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

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What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

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Once upon a time there was a small poor boy in a small German village. Her was name Smalls. Later he found out that he had to go back to Virginia because of their family then she got milk and went to the play that night like he was planning, and it was probably a problem with the clutch or transmission. It was fine because Smalls was 64 years old.

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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