- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

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