How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Women's Rights

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

rent a cops

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

Girls soccer

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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