- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

Once upon a time, there was a ghost. The ghost was sneaking up on a little girl when she turned around and asked the ghost "Are you a stalker or something?" The ghost, unable to reply (being a ghost) was then kicked in the shins. The End!

2 black men beat 9 white men in basketball. Why is this so? They were clearly out numbered.

Set up Punch line.

Why are stand up comedians called stand up comedians? Because they are standing up while telling jokes, dumby.

a dumb blond walks into a hair salon and gets her hair died brown... she is now a dumb brunette

A lonely man walks into a Self-Esteem class. He sits alone in the back because of his low self-esteem. Forever alone.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

I put my baby in a microwave.

What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

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