Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

 

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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