- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

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