Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

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What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

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Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

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Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

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Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

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A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

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TELL

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Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

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What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

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Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

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Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

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Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

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Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

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A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

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LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

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what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

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What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

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Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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