What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

read me write me

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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