- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

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