- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Poker face

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

It got hit by a rocket.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

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