What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

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Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

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When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

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James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

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Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

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A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

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little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

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-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

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If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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There once was this guy and he fell down

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Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

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Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

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Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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