- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

so...um, yeah

How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Why are white people white? I don't know

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

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