- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

hi michael

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

You know you're dyslexic when life gives you melons.

What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

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