Q- what do you call a Jew swimming in the Antarctic? A- Dead, any man wouldn't survive swimming in water that cold

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What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

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Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

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A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

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A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

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How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

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What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

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what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

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Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

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After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

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Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

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Tony Romo

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Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

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What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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