- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

What's blue? The sky.

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

A Chinese man fails a math test

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

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