A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

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wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

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Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

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What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

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what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

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What's old and baggy? An old bag.

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How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

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Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

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what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

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I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

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Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

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knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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