How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

Your mother is so fat.

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

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