- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

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How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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