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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

ask me if im a door yes

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

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