Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

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How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

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A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

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a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

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What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

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What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

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How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

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What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

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Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

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Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

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Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

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Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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