- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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