What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

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A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

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Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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What did the dubstep say? Wub.

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why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

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-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

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What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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poopy is poopy

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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