Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

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Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

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What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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What is the difference between John and John Nothing

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- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

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What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

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Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

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You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

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Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

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monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

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SHUT UP JP

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If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

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