- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

And you honored it I see :P

Badabing.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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