- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

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