- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

antonis sister is mighty fine

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

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