- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

class is canceled. My professor died.

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

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