What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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