Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

I have cancer. And you're next.

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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