Karen was an average high-schooler. When she got home she often went online to chat with strangers. One day she started chatting with a nice girl named Jami. They really got along, Karen could tell Jami all of her secrets. One day, Karen decided to met her new friend at a local park without telling her parents. When she arrived she discovered the gruesome truth about Jami. Jami wasn't in high-school. She was a ten-foot tall, vicious, velociraptor.

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

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Hey Jake can I use your lawnmower? Why Michael, so you can run over my cat like you did last night

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why did the dad stop working on the roof he fell off

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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A man walks into a bar. Sup.

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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