- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

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