- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

if got a joke if fogot it

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Tyler Bishop is a waffle

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

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