Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

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Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

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you give like i give lomain

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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What's your blood type? Red.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

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How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

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A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

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Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

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There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

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Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

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What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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