How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Where it had just witnessed a horrific car accident involving it's spouse, who died on impact. Eventually the chicken fell into a deep depression, taking it out on his children in the form of physical abuse. Over time, the chicken ended up being alone, having no contact with his kids, having no friends, and living in a massive house with no one else. One day, he had a stroke, and no one called an ambulance because no one knew.

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How do you kill a fat guy Keep giving him food he'll die eventually.

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What did the orange say to the lemon? We are both alike but a differnt color

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test test

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

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mark is religion

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Why didn't the baby learn to walk? It got hit by a car.

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What do you call a fat man that breaks into your house at 2 a.m. and steals your money and your television? Probably a dumbass, a jackass, a moron, an idiot, or something in that general area.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm homosexual And so is my boyfriend Jeremy, with whom I have shared countless evenings of joy and laughter.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

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Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

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Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

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what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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