- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

You know what's funny? A well told joke

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

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