- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Allah walked into AK Bar

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

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