- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

Morning wood.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

my egg roll

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

Barack Obama is a good president.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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