- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

what is orange? an orange

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

Sixty... eight

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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