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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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